As the Chinese prepare for the Olympics

they are advertising in............

ENGRISH?

China is ready for the Olympic tourists...  

 

 Which is one step up from just lovely…

 

But taste like cat 

What ever you do, don't blench & reach... 

Here, crippie, take my seat 

Great with flied lice
 

 Now we know what duck sauce is. 

 

A separate entrance for Hos why didn't I think of that...

 

Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

 

You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you 

 

 Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

 

Good to know 

 

Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

 

.Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...
 

 

Much tastier that the grown up variety

 

It would be once you start chewing on it

 

To plastic bag abuse  Canada  says NO! 

 

Mother gets her anus done every week. 

 

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! 

 

Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left

 

Starbucks should be very afraid! 

 

I wouldn't tickle this one 

 

Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious. 

 

sucking pigeon, ducks giving head I wonder what the chicken does? 

Better known in Canada as Zellers...     

 


I knew it! 

 


 
They should open shop here!  

 

 If there's one thing we don't need help with... 

 

I

No break dancing. 

 

Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds

 

'See you after the flight, Mum .' 

Compact but not very smooth...  

 

   Should be in front of half the hotels in town. 

 

The Dork is delicious, but I don't know about the Barboo