As the Chinese prepare for the Olympics
they are advertising in............
ENGRISH?
China
is ready for the Olympic tourists...

Which is one step up from just lovely…

But taste like cat

What ever you do, don't blench & reach...

Here, crippie, take my seat

Great with flied lice


A separate entrance for Hos why didn't I think of that...

Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you

Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

Good to know

Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

.Look
up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...

Much tastier that the grown up variety

It would be once you start chewing on it

To plastic bag abuse Canada says NO!

Mother gets her anus done every week.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left

Starbucks should be very afraid!

I wouldn't tickle this one

Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

sucking pigeon, ducks giving head I wonder what the chicken does?

Better known in Canada as Zellers...

I knew it!

They
should open shop here!

If there's one thing we don't need help with...
I
No break dancing.

Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds

'See you after the flight, Mum .'

Compact but
not very smooth...

Should be in front of half the hotels in town.

The Dork is delicious, but I don't know about the Barboo